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Christian One Liners


CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS

 

Christian One Liners come from various sources and the list is added to regularly, so visit often. Feel free to use any of these on your church bulletin or sign. We hope they encourage and make you think. God Bless.

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QUOTES FROM A FEW OF OUR COUNTRIES FOUNDERS, LEADERS AND PRESIDENTS

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. Abraham Lincoln.

He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will revolutionize the world. - Benjamin Franklin

The leading rule for a man of every calling is diligence; never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Abraham Lincoln

It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln

If you set out to be liked, you would prepare to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing. Margret Thatcher

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born. Ronald Reagan

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face. Ronald Reagan

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. Ronald Reagan

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. John Kennedy

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. John F. Kennedy

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. John F. Kennedy

Labor to keep alive in your heart that little spark of celestial fire-Conscience. - George Washington

It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible. Do not ever let anyone claim to be a true American patriot if they ever attempt to separate Religion from politics. George Washington

Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle. - George Washington

It is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God. George Washington

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just and that his justice cannot sleep forever. Thomas Jefferson

Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. John Adams

All the good from the Saviour of the world is communicated through this book, but for the book we could not know right from wrong. All the things desirable to man are contained in it. - Abraham Lincoln

Intoxicated with unbroken success we have become too self-sufficient…too proud to pray to the God that made us. Abraham Lincoln

I believe the Bible is the best gift God has given to man. - Abraham Lincoln

My concern is not whether God is on our side: My greatest concern is to be on God’s side, for God is always right. Abraham Lincoln

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. John Kennedy

The slogan 'Press On,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. - Calvin Coolidge.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. Theodore Roosevellt

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headlines would read: President Can't Swim! Lyndon Johnson

When they call roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty'. Teddy Roosevelt

Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his SON to die for you. - John Ashcroft, US Attorney General

Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. -Gerald Ford

For millions of men and women, the church has been the hospital for the soul, the school for the mind, and the safe depository of moral ideas. - Gerald Ford.

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RECENTLY ADDED SAYINGS:

To be saved by Jesus today, also means having a safe forever.

When you open your Bible, ask the Author to open your heart.

Outward beauty may fade, but a beautiful heart is eternal.

Jesus can turn your wounds into wisdom.

Pain is not evil unless it conquers us.

Citizenship by Birth - Christian by Choice.

Faith doesn't always make it easy, but it does make it possible.

Sometimes God's answer comes as a promise from his word.

One way our love for God becomes evident is in hating what he hates.

Living in regret can become the greatest regret.

It is better to bite your tongue, than make a biting remark.

Love and worship the Creator, not just what he created.

We don't need more to be thankful for, we just need to be more thankful.

To recharge your spiritual battery, plug into the Source!

God's word needs no additions or subtractions.

Peace rules when Christ rules the heart.

A simple prayer is powerful if it is believed when spoken.

To most Christians it's not a choice of doing good or evil, but one of doing good or nothing at all.

Now is a good time to obey 1 Timothy 2:1-2, which says to pray for those in leadership, so we can live in peace!

We are all on a journey and it pleases the Lord when we help each other along.

The joy of living comes from a heart of thanksgiving.

A heartfelt prayer by a righteous person, on their knees before God, will be heard.

We all don't play the same instrument in God's symphony, but we should all play in harmony.

The words 'Please and Thank You' should be used often, and a 'Praise the Lord!' wouldn't hurt either.

I like what I'm doing in Jesus much more than what I wasn't doing!

The Called call on Jesus name and Jesus keeps them!

God is good ALL THE TIME -- All the time, GOD IS GOOD!

Promote Christianity to produce people who are God fearing, thankful, responsible, kind, honest, hard working, loyal, tax payers and respectful of authorities.

Jesus wants everyday people to pray for each other and glorify God.

People don't need a superstar preacher, just the Bible's truth that sets them free.

By inviting Jesus into your situation your disastrous can be turned into the miraculous.

We have nothing to fear if we stay close to the Rock of Ages.

When we reach out our hand to help each other, God is pleased and will reach out his hand to help us.

Life's biggest decision is what you do with Jesus.

The good news of Jesus is to good to keep to ourselves.

Learn of Jesus and learn the art of real life!

Either the Bible will keep you away from sin, or sin will keep you away from the Bible!

Get off of facebook and into God's book.

Maybe if we'd be quite, we'd hear God speak!

We all drip of something, let it be wisdom!

Don't let evil get the best of you, get the best of evil by doing good!

Your faith should be lived out in every aspect of your life, not just by going to church!

Jesus first makes you usable, before he uses you in the kingdom.

Put your faith in charge, not your fears!

Savor life and slow down.

Picasso used a canvas, but God uses a heart.

Faith sees what the natural eyes can't.

Christians are not trying to be better than everyone else, just , for Jesus sake, to be personally better than they were yesterday.

Pray only on days that end with a 'y'.

Define your Christian life 'by what you believe', not 'by what you don't believe'.

Live your Christian life before men, but live it for God.

Stop just counting the days and start to make each day count for Jesus.

The will of God will not take you where the grace of God cannot keep you.

Live so that when children think of a Christian, they think of you.

Failing is really success if you've learned something.

Don't ask the Lord to guide your footsteps, unless you are willing to move your feet.

All Christians are organ donors, because they gave their heart to Jesus!

Give all your troubles to God, he's awake all night anyway!

Heaven is real, don't miss it for the world!

Too blessed to be depressed!

Brush up on your Bible to avoid truth decay.

To a dark world just 'a flicker' is the brightest light around.

Faith proclaims, "There isn't a horse that can't be ridden!", but Wisdom cautions, "And there's not a rider who can't be thrown!"

You earn a PHD, when your 'Prayer is Held Daily'.

Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!

If you're on the 'Road to Hell', when you come to 'Jesus Way' be sure to make the right turn!

Watch your tongue because it is wet and slips easily.

You give God the credit, so why not give him some cash.

Don't read the Bible like you might read a software license agreement, which is by scrolling to the end and clicking 'I agree'.

In your patience you possess your soul!

Thanksgiving waters your seeds of prayer.

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional!

Rejoicing in the Lord is like spiritual jogging!

To the Child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

A great leader in the Kingdom of God must be a great servant.

We must think to believe and believers must think!

Jesus was born, so we can be 'born-again'.

Fear is focusing on the 'What If's".

Pray to be not only blessed but to be a blessing!

Believers take heart, the Bible says God's angels outnumber the Devil's demons by two to one, so more be for us than against us!

Praying is not the 'spare tire' we put on in time of trouble, but it is the 'steering wheel' that directs us on the right path of life's journey.

We should 'talk to God' in prayer and then 'walk with God' in our daily life.

God honors faith because faith honors God!

Contentment is not getting what we want, but being satisfied with what we have.

When we honor God with our first fruits, God blesses the rest!

Great thinkers enjoy 'a good think'!

Don't forsake your kids for a substance, forsake the substance for your kids!

God is in control because he is always in the know.

The Entitlement Mindset says, "You must supply my needs, so I can supply my wants."

To give up is different than letting go.

To live by God's Word is not legalism, it is 'love' of life and truth.

Jesus paid our debt that we couldn't pay, but it was a debt that he didn't owe.

When going about your daily business be willing to be interrupted by a ministry opportunity.

Through faith in Christ, we receive God's pardon and escape sin's penalty.

Obedience is better than sacrifice.

A dead end is valuable if God teaches you a lesson while there.

Jesus never said that following him would be easy, but he did say it would be worth it!

What God reveals he wants to heal!

The greater the vindication of your call in Christ, the greater will be your struggle in fulfilling that call!

Christ sends us out to bring others in.

Be as patient with others as God has been with you.

We reap what we sow and according to how much we sow.

If you know God's will don't put it off, because today will become yesterday tomorrow.

When you open your Bible, ask the Author to open up your understanding.

Heaven to the Christian is spelled H-O-M-E.

Jesus, like his father God, doesn't lie, but always tells us the truth.

Our needs never exhaust God's supply.

The best kind of friend is a praying friend.

Better to go through the storm with Jesus, than to have smooth sailing without him!

Hug your children today, so they'll learn to hug their children someday.

Parents need to 'give attention' to their children and children need to 'pay attention' to their parents.

Live as if Christ died yesterday and is coming back today!

God's Word is a compass to keep us on course.

God's warnings are to protect us not punish us!

God's assignments come with His enablment.

It is better to bite your tongue than say a biting remark!

Creation's design points to the Creator!

To call Jesus Lord is to do what he wants, when he wants and where he wants!

God's love does not keep us from trials, but sees us through them.

We are like sponges that absorb things, and when we are squeezed what is in us comes out!

A Mother is a multitasker with only one task in mind, to love those God has given her!

A Mother's hug is the greatest motivator in the world!

Give till it hurts doesn't mean much if you have a low tolerance to pain!

A beautiful rainbow only appears after a rain.

Your joy can cause you to smile and your smile can bring joy to another.

Dead things can only flow with the current, but it's only the living that can go against it.

Religious freedom is suppose to mean freedom to discuss religion, but the present marketplace reality is to not mention it at all.

The reward of your faith is to see what you believed for.

Prayers are like a connect the dots picture, with each prayer bringing you closer to seeing a manifestation of your prayer focus.

Faith is like taking the first step without seeing the whole staircase.

You often face your greatest opposition just before your miracle.

The church always seems behind the times, only because it will ignore the present passing fad and hold to God's unchanging Bible truths.

Wholeness involves recognizing our failures, as well has counting our successes.

Jesus died between two thieves, with one dying in his sin, one dying to his sin and Jesus dying for their sin.

Many are serving in the Lord's army as secret service agents.

If the Lord leaves you as you are and where you are, then from what did he save you?

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Admit it -quit it- and forget it!

The Holy Spirit is the gift that keeps on giving!

There is much rewarding work to do in the Kingdom of God, but most of it isn't fun!

If it's not true, not good, and of no benefit, why tell me?

Faith sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Sin will take you farther then you want to go, will keep you longer then you want to stay and will cost you more then you want to pay.

"Is the right question, "Where is the God of Elijah today?" or "Where are the Elijah's today?"

The more things change, the more we need to depend on God, who doesn't change.

It is the riches 'within', not the riches 'we possess', that makes for a happy life.

'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'.

Faith is not believing that God can, but that God will!

Don't be upset if someone challenges you, because that means they are listening.

Building for the long term means you will face criticisms during the short term.

We can't control what people say, but we can control how we respond.

Remember the world needs Jesus, even if some don't want him.

Don't worry about tomorrow, you did that yesterday!

Give the Devil an 'inch' and he'll soon be the 'ruler'.

Tithe if you love Jesus, anyone can honk.

God answers Knee Mail.

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

Everyone wants to harvest, but few want to plow.

I'm too blessed to be depressed.

The Bible is user friendly, and there's tech support at church every Sunday.

Don't let Bitterness Acidize our soul.

The wind of the Spirit is always blowing, but we have to put up the sail.

It's not how many days we live that counts, but rather, how we lived those days.

You must maintain Christ's peace within, in order to bring peace to others.

Before you tear down a fence, first think about why it was built in the first place.

God did not intend for life to be a Do-It-Yourself Project.

ASAP really means to "Always Say A Prayer'.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing 'not' to put it in fruit salad!

You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you will need one to skydive twice.

You can't upload love or 'Google' all life's answers, so stay connected to the true power source, which is God!

A good sermon will have a good beginning and a good ending and scriptural truth in between.

We need the love of Jesus, because life is difficult, people are difficult and we ourselves are difficult!

You'll never get over that sin, until you get under Jesus!

God designed government to restrain evil, but only he can make a man righteous.

In case of rapture you can have my Bible.

Jesus was the blood donor that saved my life!

Are you in God's 'Faithbook'?

Good ideas and goals left unexpressed mean little.

Habits are like a braided rope, each strand woven in makes it harder to break.

God wants us to explore not exploit, enjoy not worship, the earth.

Triumph is 'try' with some added 'umph'!

God can fix a broken heart, but he needs all the pieces.

Christians should be moved by conviction, not convenience.

Failure just makes one wiser and is not a reason to quit!

Walking the 'Strait and Narrow Way' is limiting to the flesh, but liberating to the spirit!

Your talent is God's gift to you, but how you use your talent for good is your gift to God.

Your mannerisms must match your message to be effective.

The Scriptures are just filled with 'apps' to apply to the interface of your life!

It's good to remind yourself that God, not you, is manager of the universe!

Your repetitions become your reputation!

Faith and fear can not live in the same house, one must leave!

We can't control the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Some days there might not be a song in your heart, but sing anyway!

Always remember where you came from, but also keep sight of where you are going.

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God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist!

Life is like a puzzle and Jesus is that missing 'Peace'.

A policeman's power is his gun, but his authority is his badge!

Before one wields a sword, first he must learn to use his head.

Giving someone a word from the Lord, an extended hand, or a kind deed , can lead to an awesome work of the Lord!

Even small things, done in love, can change someone's world.

We can lose with a winning attitude, or win with a losing attitude.

In Jesus, my past sins are forgiven, my present has purpose and my future is secure!

If not by you, then how? And if not now, then when?

A real Christian is one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip!

Christianity is having a proper biblical attitude toward God, authority, others, pleasure, work and life in general!

Prayer is speaking the truth to 'the Truth'.

How wonderful is getting the scriptural truth you need, just when you need it!

God is not mocked, sin still has negative consequences!

Don't magnify your problem, magnify your God.

Put God's Word in your heart now, when you might not need it, so it will be there when you do.

If merit, not faith, determined who would be in heaven, then your dog would be let in and you would stay out.

Maybe people tend to read their Bible more toward the end of their life because they are cramming for the final exam!

Life has many choices but eternity offers only two, and by choosing Jesus you eliminate one of those!

Worry is interest paid on trouble, before it's time.

Be glad that God is your judge, because he is the only one who has an inside view of your heart.

Don't tell God how great your problem is, instead tell your problem how great your God is!

The good thing about attitude is that it's yours, and you can change it!

If the Devil can keep you away from the Bible, prayer and church, he can deceive you!

Put your faith, not your fear, in charge!

Faith doesn't wait for the ship to come in, it rows out to meet it!

Having a long range goal helps you not to be frustrated by a short term failure.

Letting go is not the same as giving up!

The Bible is always relevant, because it tells us what Jesus taught and instructs us how to live righteously.

Slipping away from God happens one day at a time, and so does preventing it!

Many say they know Jesus, but the real question is, does Jesus know you!

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.

Like learning to ride a bike, praying in the spirit is something you only learn by doing.

Hearing a person pray will reveal their spiritual depth.

True prayer is measured by heartfelt belief, not by length.

A deep groaning from the spirit might be the deepest intercessory prayer you'll ever make!

To repent is to alter one's way of looking at life; it is to take God's point of view instead of one's own.

Reading God's word is good, but it's reading and believing that puts it in your heart!

God's laws are fences that keep evil out, not barriers to our happiness.

A failure is just one brick in the foundation of success.

Success is failure turned inside out.

Finding balance in life is not something you do on a balance sheet.

Things might not look perfect, but it just might be the perfect time for you to move forward.

Having less doesn't mean you are less.

You can't embrace the future while hugging the past.

You don't have to be the greatest to be of great value to the Lord.

Have faith and keep trying, because it's often the last key on the ring that opens the door.

Removing a mountain begins with the first stone.

Courage is saying "I'll try again tomorrow."

You will lose at times, but never lose that will to try again.

Prayer combined with love is a mighty force for change.

Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.

Men might tell you what you want to hear, but God will tell you the truth you need to hear.

The new meaning of 'tolerance' is really 'not tolerating' anyone who dares to disagree with you!

I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.

To make a difference in this world, let Jesus make a difference in you!

Rich or poor, boss or employee, everyone needs Jesus!

Fences make good neighbors and good neighbors don't cross the fence without permission.

God has no grandchildren, only children!

Living as a child of God helps one act like an adult.

Mercy is not receiving deserved punishment, but grace is receiving help when you are helpless.

Christianity is not about rules but about a relationship with Jesus.

Christianity is not about fear but about faith in God!

God is not mocked, sin still has negative consequences.

Don't make your belly God, eat to live not live to eat!

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

If you need directions ask God, because he is best GPS available.

You might feel lost, but God knows exactly where your are!

Soul food is served at God's house on Sunday and Jesus will also deliver!

Don't lose hope, God's arm is not to short to reach where you are.

Worrying for one day robs you of 1440 minutes of peace!

It takes courage to start, but determination and commitment to keep going!

Never pridefully say "I'd never", but instead say "by God's grace I'll never" do this or that.

Salvation is free, but it's not cheap!

To be poor in spirit means to always need God's help!

Christianity is a relationship with Jesus, which in turn gives life!

Remember to use things and love people, not to love things and use people!

What makes life meaningful are relationships, especially the one with Jesus.

Lord, it matters what you do for me, but what 'I do in you' is what means the most!

Man wants to clean up the outside first, but God starts from the inside and works out!

It's true that man looks on the outside and God the heart, so be wise, pray and clean up for a job interview!

A wise man is a fisher of men and uses many different baits.

Self-control never speaks out of anger, acts out of fear, or chooses out of impatience.

July 4th is Independence Day, but we should always live IN DEPENDENCE ON GOD.

Let Jesus turn your mess into a message!

Don't give up - Jesus can turn your trial into a triumph!

Jesus is the sweetest name I know!

Jesus has the power to help, just ask!

Remember when we are going through bad times, it is a purposeful season and it will pass.

Guard your friendships, because they have taken years to build, but can take only minutes to destroy.

A Car's windshield is larger than the rear view mirror, just like the present is more important than the past!

Losing your eyesight is not the same as losing your spiritual vision!

Worrying does not take away tomorrows troubles, it takes away today's peace.

Christians, remember that sometimes, when you are being blessed, it's because someone is praying for you!

Life is a series seasons, so if you're in a good one 'enjoy', or if in a bad one 'endure'.

Be like a Palm Tree, bend but don't break!

Sin might give you what you want, but you won't like what you get!

When I turned 21 years of age, it was amazing how smart my father became!

A man can father a child, but it takes a man with character to be a Daddy.

A man is rich when his children jump into his arms, even when they are empty.

It wasn't until I was a father that I realized how much my father had sacrificed for me.

Our Fathers, heavenly and earthly, are our sources of life.

Humble people know who they are and who they aren't in God.

Humility thinks less about self, but does not think of ones self as less.

Prideful and people with low self esteem share one thing, both are focused on self.

Selfish people never serve, they just want to be served!

I'm not judging you, I'm just telling you that certain actions have 'already been' judged!

Some think Christians are judgmental, when in fact they are only concerned!

Take a vacation, but never from righteousness!

Your natural talents are in your human DNA, but your spiritual gifts are in your 'Born Again of Spirit' DNA!

Search the scriptures, because if it ain't writ it ain't!

Jesus paid for 'My Space' in heaven!

Some people, like Angels, leave a hint of heaven wherever they go!

Prayer is the world's greatest wireless connection!

Work for the Lord, because the retirement benefits are out of this world!

When God has your heart, he has you!

People who are to afraid to try will always discourage you from trying.

When you forgive you in no way change the past, but you sure do change the future!

One day your life will be shown, so make sure that Christ's sacrifice covers the sins!

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you!

Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".

You can't fix your problems with the same thinking that created them!

God created 'Adam and Eve', not 'Adam and Steve'!

Letting go is very different than giving up.

Don't let your past kidnap your future.

Forgiveness is not forgetting, but choosing to let the offense go and refusing to picking it up again!

Prayer creates a path where there is none and turns your stumbling blocks into building blocks!

Losing money is not the same as being lost and being broke is not the same as being broken!

'Please' and 'thank you' are words that bring wonderful results and should be used often.

Your checkbook, most often, reveals where your heart is.

A balanced Christian diet isn't a TV remote in each hand.

Having less doesn't mean you are less!

To be born of human parents is natural, but to be 'born again of the Spirit' is supernatural.

You keep giving and God will take care of you getting!

The way to trouble God is not by coming to him too often, but by not coming to him at all!

So, how's that doing it your way working for you?

If you died today, do you know if you'd go to heaven?

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

Choosing not to make a decision for Christ today is a decision.

If God is your co-pilot then switch seats!

God wants full custody not just weekend visits.

Without Jesus there will be hell to pay.

When you throw mud at someone else, you lose ground.

Today is a gift from God that is why it's called the present.

If your faith doesn't change your behavior it won't change your destiny.

Don't regret getting older, it is a privilege denied many.

If your spouses spiritual life depended entirely on your prayers for them, how would they be doing?

Live everyday for Jesus and the years will take care of themselves.

You have a new friend request from Jesus!

Give God what's required not what's left over.

Dust on your Bible could lead to dirt in your life.

Get off of facebook and into God's book!

Get right or get left!

God is like Tide he gets out what others leave behind!

Jesus is your 'Get out of Jail Free' card!

God is also making a list and checking it twice!!

Is the road you are on going to heaven?

Easter is more than just something to 'dye' for!

Jesus is our lifeguard and he can walk on the water!

Sin knocks a hole in your bucket of joy!

Be an organ donor, give your heart to Jesus!

Pack light, so when the Lord calls you can move quickly!

'There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must do it because Conscience tells him it is right.'

'Forgiveness is the RESET BUTTON when a relationship has been short circuited. '

You're not so bad that you can't come to Jesus and not so good that you don't need to!

There is no measurement for darkness, just a measurement for how much light exists.

If you can read this, thank God!!

While driving, honk if you love Jesus or text if you want to meet him.

When God measures a man, he puts the tape around the heart, not around the mind.

How is it that when we pray we are speaking to God, but if God speaks to us we are schizophrenic?

The forecast is God reigning and the Son shining!

Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

Prayer is connecting with the Lord, with no roaming fees!

Sin will take you farther than you want to go, and keep you there longer than you want to stay.

Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil, it has no point

'To get to Friday we have to walk through Monday, so let everyday be a day to shine for Jesus'

Christians will divide if we look only at what we know, but we will unite if we look at who we know!

Live so as to be missed when dead.

What really counts in life is the dash between date born - date died on the tombstone!

I don't care how much you know, until you show me how much you care.

Many Christians have stopped being fishers of men and are now only keepers of the aquarium.

The biggest room of all is the room for improvement!

"All it takes to make a preacher is a sermon - but it takes an altar to make a man of God."

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

"The one thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history."

Every Minister ought to know that if the prayer meetings are neglected, all his labors are in vain.

If the hypocrite is between you and God, he is closer to God than you!

If you want to make God smile tell him you have plans!

The greedy hate to spend money, the prudent love to save it!

Little is much when God is in it!!!

'One stands tallest when they stoop to help a child!

Faith that is destroyed by suffering is not faith!

Jesus is the Prince of Peace and living by God's principles bring peace.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us - Jesus."

The only real control we have is self control.

Hugs are good gifts because one size fits all and they are exchangeable.

The greater the difficulty, the more glory surrounding it.

A skillful pilot gains his reputation by flying through storms.

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

A gem cannot be polished without fiction, nor a man perfected without trials.

Work like everything depends on you, but pray like everything depends on the Lord.

Money is a great tool, but a cruel master!

July 4th is Indendence Day, but we should always live IN DEPENDENCE ON GOD!

We all judge actions, but only God can judge the true motives of the heart.

No nation can rise higher than the character of its people.

The Big Bang theory of creation is really just a Big Dud!

You don't stop laughing when you get old, you get old when you stop laughing!

Some people are consistent at always being late!

Don't postpone reading the handwriting on the wall, until your back is against it.

Every Christian occupies some kind of a pulpit and preaches some kind of a sermon every day.

No person is so poor that he can not give a compliment.

If popular songs indicate national character, we're in bad shape.

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile.

A prayerless soul is a Christless soul.

The only right a Christian has is the right to give up his rights.

No man is conquered until his heart is conquered.

If we make our own inability a stumbling block or an excuse not to be obedient, it means that we are telling God that his grace is not sufficient.

You might not be interested in politics, but be sure that politics is interested in you!

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet!

Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus.'

“Church Sundays are better than Baskin-Robbins.”

"People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah came out all right."

"Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily."

"How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?"

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

Mountain top experiences are great, but things grow in the valley.

Live simply, love much and expect little.

Work the Word and the Word will Work for You.

A smile is curved line which sets a lot of things straight.

The most common investment problem seems to be the lack of money.

A cynic smells flowers and looks for a coffin.

Do you think more of tolerance than truth?

The way out of trouble is never as easy as the way in.

If you can't be a runner-up, don't be a runner -down.

Is the problem unanswered prayer or unoffered prayer?

When God is not the center of our lives, we are off balance.

Being different is not the same as making a difference.

The best angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.

Following Jesus cost more than anything -except not following him.

The best excercise for a better relationship is to bend over backwards.

True charity doesn't care if it is tax deductable or not.

None of us is entitled to a moral furlough.

If you are born once, you shall die twice, but if you are born twice, you die only once.

Prepare and prevent instead of repair and repent.

The self-sufficient do not pray; the self-satisfied will not pray; the self-righteous cannot pray.

No man is greater than his prayer life.

Lord, please walk next to me and put your hand on my mouth!

Gratitude is a God honoring attitude.

Faith makes it possible, not necessarily easy.

When your back is against the wall, remember his was against the cross!

Life is a test, an open Bible test!

Sin is expensive, who's paying for yours!

The human spirit fails, unless the Holy Spirit fills!

Faith does not grow in a house of certainty.

Jesus taught that we could have life "before" death.

Jesus gives us fulfillment by giving us someone to love, something to do and something to hope for.

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

What the New Year brings us will depend a great deal on what we bring to the New Year.

A New Year's resolution is something that comes in one year and out the other.

Some preachers should put more fire in their sermons, and some sermons in the fire.

The word 'Bible' could mean 'Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth'.

If you want the knowledge of God's kingdom to spread, then start spreading it yourself.

Humility is so shy, that if you begin talking about it, it disappears.

"The Bible is called the Holy Bible because it has a holy author, and aims at a holy purpose, which is the production of holiness in its readers."

It seems that the Supreme court has handed down the eleventh commandment, "Thou shall not read, in any classroom, the first ten!"

Straight living can't come out of crooked thinking!

Even if we can't have all we want, we ought to be thankful God doesn't give us the penalty of all our sin!

You have to give most American parents credit, they know how to obey their children!

Delayed obedience is brother to disobedience.

Becoming overweight doesn't happen overnight, it just snacks up on you!

God's word does not change, but feelings do!

A foolish opinion shared by thousands is still a foolish opinion!

The time to teach obedience to authority is in the playpen, not in the Sate Pen!

Christ was a person who knew more than his earthly parents, but still he obeyed them!

I'm not looking for the undertaker, but looking for the upper taker!

Worrying doesn't empty tomorrow of it's sorrow, it empties today of it's strength!

No man will be condemned for not changing his own heart, but that he did not ask God to change it for him!

We live in desperate times, yet the church is not yet desperate in prayer!

It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart, if he gets all the pieces.

Mary and Joseph lost Jesus at church, and they aren't the only ones to lose him there.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes destiny.

God looks at how many we serve, not how many servants we have!

Some are more focused on attainment, rather than Christ's atonement!

Homes are really nothing more than the people who live there!

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway!

The Bible is one of the worlds oldest books and the author is still living!

It is better to forgive and forget, than to hate and remember.

The heart that is happiest is the one that beats for others.

The darkest ignorance is a man's ignorance of God.

Prevent 'Sin burn' by using 'Son Screen'.

Generosity will leave a more pleasant memory than stinginess.

A little lie is like a pregnancy, it doesn't take long before everyone knows.

Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.

Conviction is a belief that you hold or that holds you.

Few burdens are heavy when everyone lifts.


I don't question your existence - God!

American needs a 'Faith Lift'.

Lord, please help me be the person my dog thinks I am.

Dear God, I have a problem, it's Me.

There is no key to happiness, because the door is always open.

Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.

Do the math .. count your blessings.

Faith is the ability to not panic.

If you worry, you didn't pray and if you pray, don't worry.

As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

The most important things in your house are the people.

When we get tangled up in our problems, be still, so God can untangle the knot.

A grudge is a heavy thing to carry.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

Have a great day because 'The SON' is shining and HE can certainly use you!

The Lord didn't say the Christian life would be easy, just that it would be worth it!

The more a man bows his knee before God, the straighter he stands before men.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should we?

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises'

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Good morals will keep you out of jail, but it takes the blood of Jesus to keep you out of hell.

Coins are made of metal, because change is hard.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Before you remove a fence, always tarry long enough to think about why it was built in the first place.

There is only one angle at which to stand straight, but infinite angles by which you can be crooked.

Never turn out the light at night, unless at sometime that day you have turned on the light of God's Word.

You could be a believer for 10 years, but only have the spiritual maturity of a one year old.

There is freedom in submission, but bondage in rebellion.

True freedom is the ability to say 'no' to sin and 'yes' to righteousness.

A vaccination shot now may hurt, but it can protect from great pain later.

Some people pray just to pray and some people pray to know God.

Exercise daily, walk with God.

Words that can make life sweeter are 'please' and 'thank you', use them often.

Giving is intentional, it never happens by accident.

Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

To make a difference in the world, let Jesus make a difference in you.

To move up in life, you must stay on the level!

Either the Bible will keep you away from sin, or sin will keep you away from the Bible!

Do you wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," or "Good Lord, it's morning."?

Jesus had to rise from the dead, we only have to get out of bed!

The cross is the only ladder high enough to reach heaven!

If someone is all wrapped up in themselves, it makes for a very small package.

Admitting you were wrong is only saying you are wiser today than yesterday.

Whether we like it or not, asking is the rule of the Kingdom.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes!

Grevious words stir up anger, but a soft answer turns away wrath!

The decisions you have made in the past have helped determine your present situation.

Choose wisely today for it will shape your tomorrow!

Attitude is the aroma of the heart.

God does not call the equipped, he equips the called!

Faith is not believing God can, but that he will!

The problem of running in the 'rat race' is that at the end you're still a rat!

Do good because you love, not to be loved!

The heart of the human problem is the human heart!

God is in the business of behavioral modification!

Love your enemy, it will confuse them!

What temptation offers, it takes back exponentially!

Even if someone is always bad, you can learn from them consistency!

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then a lot of folks must really love the church.

If you feel like a 'ZERO', stand with the 'ONE' God and you become a 'TEN'!

Your hunger for things of God is a measure of your spiritual health!

You can't fake it, you must faith it!

The act of prayer isn't in itself the answer, but it brings the answer!

God said it, I believe it, so that settles it!

Compassion is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back!

A lot of kneeling keeps you in good standing!

I'm pretty sure God prefers people bearing spiritual fruits, not a bunch of spiritual nuts.

Be ye fishers of men: you catch them and He'll clean them!

Jesus: Don't leave earth without him!

What part of 'thou shalt not' don't you understand?

God give me patience, and give it to me now!

God doesn't want a share of your life, he wants the controling interest!

Read and study the scriptures, there will be a test!

Faith often shines brightest when life seems the darkest.

Living without faith is like driving in the fog.

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.

A selfish Christian is a contradiction!

If you don't burn with love, others will die from the cold.

The real you is the way you act when you're not aware anyone is watching you.

Leave for church early to get a back seat.

No Jesus -No Peace

Know Jesus -Know Peace

God's Plan of Salvation: Accept and live for Christ TODAY!

The Devil's Plan of Salvation: Accept and live for Christ TOMORROW!

On thing I can can give and still keep is 'my word'.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.

The 10 commandments are not multiple choice.

The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.

One thing a you can't recycle is wasted time.

Go ahead and swallow your pride, it's not fattening!

If our hands are already full of ourselves, then God can't fill them.

Many would be scantily clad if clothed with humility.

The way to break a habit is to drop it!

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a thief can't find a policeman.

Religion is living up to a standard, whereas Christianity is living out a relationship.

One never stumbles when they stay on their knees.

A Bible falling apart from use, shows the owner is someone whose life isn't.

Accept Jesus as Savior and boycott hell!

Some Christians are like wheelbarrows, they have to be pushed.

U do 2 others what U want others 2 do 2 U.

To avoid getting burnt, look to the 'Son'!!

The rapture is the separation of church and state.

If you can't make a leap of faith, at least hop!!

Accept Jesus as your savior now and insure your eternity in the non-smoking section!!

Never give the devil a ride because he always wants to drive!

Don't give up, remember that Moses was once a basket case.

Walmart isn't the only saving place in town.

A smile is the simplest way to improve your looks!

If the hypocrite is between you and God, then he is closer to God than you.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

A week without prayer makes one weak!

Going to church on Sunday doesn't make you a Christian anymore than walking into a garage makes you a car.

God gave us two ears and one mouth, so listen twice as much as you speak.

If you talk the talk, then walk the walk.

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"Prayer is preoccupation with our needs. > Praise is preoccupation with our blessings > Worship is preoccupation with God himself." > - Leonard Ravenhill